That said, I have to break my only show powdered sugar donuts and brats tradition to bring you my new favorite veggie.
I was perusing the produce section of the grocery store a few days ago, when I saw these babies:
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They looked intriguing. Kind of a "so ugly it's cute" thing going on.
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I rinsed it off, cut off the tip (insert Jewish joke here), put it in a pot of water, waited 25 minutes, and pulled it out (insert contraception joke here).
The more I ate, the more I loved it! You peel off the outside leaves, eat the fleshy white part, and repeat... and repeat. For like an hour. Seriously, this has to be the best "diet" food, because you feel like you're eating SO MUCH and get this:
- 25 calories
- 170 mg potassium
- good source of Vitamin C, folate, fiber, and magnesium
Plus the closer you get to the inside, the sweeter the little leaves (actually called bracts) get. They taste like they've been dipped in honey. So, so good.
And check this out from the aptly named artichoke.org:
"Some new exciting studies have shown that artichokes contain an unusual amount of anti-oxidants, in the form of phytonutrients and in a study done by the United States Department of Agriculture, artichokes rank as the number one vegetable in ant-oxidant count. Among the most powerful phytonutrients are Cynarin and Silymarin, which have strong positive effects on the liver. It is interesting to note here, that over the years, artichokes have been reputed to help in the cure of liver diseases, liver cancer and to cure hangovers! "
Here, I'll save you from having to read that whole paragraph. It says
Blahblahblah blah. Blah blah blabitty blah.................................. blah...........................................................................................................................................................................anti-oxidant........................................................... ..................................................................................... CURE HANGOVERS
Well, when science calls, I answer. And science is obviously calling me to drink too many beers and have an artichoke the next day to see if it cures my hangover.
Cheers to artichokes!
Hahaha let me know how it works!! I love artichokes!
ReplyDeleteDoes it help a SuperBowl-where-the-Pats-lost hangover too?
ReplyDeleteI love artichokes but I've always dipped them in melted butter - may increase the calories slightly?
ReplyDeleteThese babies were in Women's health this month. They were either a "calming" "libido-enhancing" or "stress relieving" food, I can't remember which. I can't believe it was so easy for you to 'make'!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE artichokes, but I kill any health benefits by dipping each leaf in mayo.
ReplyDeleteI adore artichokes! They are one of my favorite veggies! I think my girls might be big enough for us to embark on a family artichoke test!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That is awesome. I have only really had my artichoke in dip form. I must try to prepare this wonder veggie!
ReplyDeletehahaha. omg. i second the "cheers to artichokes!"
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Funniest blogger ever. Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteHaha looove this post. SO FUNNY! "Kind of a "so ugly it's cute" thing going on." - I am going to start applying this to EVERYTHING. Especially when I come across that elephant-animal-thing, I'll turn to my friend and say 'so ugly it's cute'. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love artichoke hearts and have eaten artichokes at restaurants, but have only attempted to cook and eat a real whole artichoke once before, long ago. You've inspired me to have an artichoke adventure of my own! Especially after a late night out..
It's been two weeks. Where ARE you?
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