It's amazing how fast time is going right now. Two little kids at home, a beautiful, hot summer, concerts, and weekends away... and blogging has gotten pushed to the back burner.
I don't mind - I never really feel the pressure to blog, and while I appreciate all of you who read and comment, I don't feel an obligation to keep you entertained daily with my self-important drivel. And I figure it's less likely you'll tire of me if there are occasional lapses in our semi-weekly one-sided banter.
That said, I am ready to get back on the bandwagon! I have about a million posts floating around in my head because you guys, so much funny stuff is happening! That's how I know I need to blog more... when on a daily basis I see something and it's like "What the fuck? Someone else needs to see this shit!"
On that note- funny random thing #1:
I was hanging out at my sister-in-law's house doing a little HIIT workout (which kicked ass, by the way), and sweet woman that she is, she brought me a beer after we were done. And it was an IPA from O'so brewing company. Hell yeah.
I noticed, but didn't pay much mind to the little warning label:
"WARNING: bottle may contain hop cone" |
I shit you not, for some reason I thought it was a June bug, and the 12 year old girl that lives inside screamed a little bit.
I alerted Kathy to my predicament, and we went to the kitchen to find something long and skinny we with which we could fish out the intruder.
It wasn't a June bug, but what plopped out was equally disturbing:
A freaking hop cone! Who knew? |
Half pickled brussel sprout, half pine-cone, half something else that reminded me of
O'so beer. Oso tasty. (see what I did there? I'm going to get a slogan job* after that one, for sure)
*Upon further review, "slogan job" sounds inexplicably dirty. Please replace with "motto-maker" in your head.
You had me at Fuck. I can't be friends with someone unless they throw a few F bombs around on a daily basis. I now officially feel at home with you.
ReplyDeleteSince when do beers start coming with freaky, green turds in them? No likely. Ps: You're adorbs and I've missed your self important drivel A LOT! Oh and I no idea for blogs so gimme some of yours.
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Man, that does totally look like weed. I would have freaked out.
ReplyDeletedamn those liberal hippies!
ReplyDeleteI would have freaked out! Glad it was just a hop cone (now I actually now what that is).
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