Thursday, July 12, 2012

Oh where, oh where have my blog posts gone...

Oh where, oh where could they be?

It's amazing how fast time is going right now.  Two little kids at home, a beautiful, hot summer, concerts, and weekends away... and blogging has gotten pushed to the back burner.

I don't mind - I never really feel the pressure to blog, and while I appreciate all of you who read and comment, I don't feel an obligation to keep you entertained daily with my self-important drivel. And I figure it's less likely you'll tire of me if there are occasional lapses in our semi-weekly one-sided banter.

That said, I am ready to get back on the bandwagon!  I have about a million posts floating around in my head because you guys, so much funny stuff is happening!  That's how I know I need to blog more... when on a daily basis I see something and it's like "What the fuck?  Someone else needs to see this shit!"

On that note- funny random thing #1:

I was hanging out at my sister-in-law's house doing a little HIIT workout (which kicked ass, by the way), and sweet woman that she is, she brought me a beer after we were done.  And it was an IPA from O'so brewing company.  Hell yeah.

I noticed, but didn't pay much mind to the little warning label:

"WARNING:  bottle may contain hop cone"
 So I drank that bottle of hoppy deliciousness, and was almost to the end, when I felt something... tickle my lip.

I shit you not, for some reason I thought it was a June bug, and the 12 year old girl that lives inside screamed a little bit.

I alerted Kathy to my predicament, and we went to the kitchen to find something long and skinny we with which we could fish out the intruder.

It wasn't a June bug, but what plopped out was equally disturbing:


A freaking hop cone!  Who knew?

 Half pickled brussel sprout, half pine-cone, half something else that reminded me of college  liberal hippies... a hop cone!




                                              

O'so beer.  Oso tasty.  (see what I did there?  I'm going to get a slogan job* after that one, for sure)


*Upon further review, "slogan job" sounds inexplicably dirty.  Please replace with "motto-maker" in your head.

5 comments:

  1. You had me at Fuck. I can't be friends with someone unless they throw a few F bombs around on a daily basis. I now officially feel at home with you.

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  2. Since when do beers start coming with freaky, green turds in them? No likely. Ps: You're adorbs and I've missed your self important drivel A LOT! Oh and I no idea for blogs so gimme some of yours.
    xo

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  3. Man, that does totally look like weed. I would have freaked out.

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  4. I would have freaked out! Glad it was just a hop cone (now I actually now what that is).

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