She doesn't come out too often, but when she does, things get pretty ugly.
Excerpt from actual conversation between Sugar Beast (SB) and my Husband
Husband:  Good morning, sweetheart!  I poured you a cup of coffee!
SB:  WHERE ARE THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Husband:  The shortbreads?   Uhh, I think I ate the last one yesterday.
SB:  WHAT?!?
Husband:  Sweets, I'm sorry... there weren't that many left... and-
SB:  YOU EAT EVERRYYTHIINNGG!!!!!!  (runs away before bursting into tears)
OK, there might be some correlation between the emergence of Sugar Beast and my period.
This morning, I stumbled out of bed, and to fuel for my four miler at half marathon pace, lunged for this:
| Breakfast of Champions | 
I don't quit on runs. Sugar Beast made me do it.
It's time for Sugar Beast to go back into her cave until next month so I return to the land of the healthy living.
Hope your runs go better than mine today!
Glad it's not just me who eats sugar treats before my run :)
ReplyDeletehaha. best post. except i crave pretzel m&ms ALL the freaking time. dang it. haha!
ReplyDeleteAwh, haha! This made me laugh. I love that that's an actual convo!
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