She doesn't come out too often, but when she does, things get pretty ugly.
Excerpt from actual conversation between Sugar Beast (SB) and my Husband
Husband: Good morning, sweetheart! I poured you a cup of coffee!
SB: WHERE ARE THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Husband: The shortbreads? Uhh, I think I ate the last one yesterday.
SB: WHAT?!?
Husband: Sweets, I'm sorry... there weren't that many left... and-
SB: YOU EAT EVERRYYTHIINNGG!!!!!! (runs away before bursting into tears)
OK, there might be some correlation between the emergence of Sugar Beast and my period.
This morning, I stumbled out of bed, and to fuel for my four miler at half marathon pace, lunged for this:
Breakfast of Champions |
I don't quit on runs. Sugar Beast made me do it.
It's time for Sugar Beast to go back into her cave until next month so I return to the land of the healthy living.
Hope your runs go better than mine today!
Glad it's not just me who eats sugar treats before my run :)
ReplyDeletehaha. best post. except i crave pretzel m&ms ALL the freaking time. dang it. haha!
ReplyDeleteAwh, haha! This made me laugh. I love that that's an actual convo!
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