Tuesday, January 31, 2012

My Randoms.

There have been a lot of the random lists posts floating around the blogosphere... and I was tagged in a couple of them, but never got my lazy buns around to writing one.  Since I'm pretty sure everyone has already been tagged, and I don't have enough randomness to do more than one of these, here are my 7 Facts of Kim... (and some good news!)

1.  One time while I was trying to quit smoking I ate an entire 1 lb bag of baby carrots in about an hour.  I do not recommend this.

2. Charmin Ultra Strong toilet paper is like a punishment for crapping.  Seriously.  Good thing I bought the super jumbo package.... 2.5 rolls left.

3.  I am a huge supporter of birth education and choices, and plan to crap out any future babies at home in my living room.

4.  Overuse of the phrase "crapping out babies" is the number one reason I've been hesitant about pursuing a doula career.

5.  When my kids were babies, I would find myself standing at the window at night waiting to see my husband's headlights coming down our road, because being a stay at home mom of newborn twins, while rewarding, can be very.... challenging

6.  Some days, I don't really miss running.  I work out more now than I ever did when I was a runner, and I miss it less and less as the weeks go by.

7.  The first time I Skyped with my husband, I had an overwhelming desire to take off my clothes.  There's something about seeing your husband on a grainy image on the computer that's reminiscent of a cheap porno.  Judge away.

And the good news....

I can run today!!!!!  

Don't worry, I'll write at least four posts dedicated to my one 1-2 mile run.  :)


  1. Amen on the Charmin Ultra Strong. Every time my husband goes to the store he accidentally gets it. Blue not Red, is what I always yell when he gets back. And as someone who had major complications, I am a big fan of hospitals and drugs when crapping out babies!

    Good luck with the run. I'm looking forward to the multiple posts about your run ;)

  2. I'm totally down with natural baby crapping out!! My second and third were all natural and I'd love to have a home birth if I ever had another, except I don't really want to be the one that cleans up after! Yay for getting to run again, hope it feels great, I'm going the other way, reincorporating other activities now that my half is done.

  3. YAY RUNNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    We use the Charmin Ultra Strong. Maybe we just have thicker buttholes?

  4. Happy running!!! Crapping out babies and cheap pornos are two of the reasons that I love you.

    Random Amylee's:
    Sometimes my husband and I call, ahem- intercourse, "stabbing".

    I wish I were eating a butterfinger right now.

    I enjoyed my running break waaaayyyyy more than I should have.

  5. eeeeeekkkk!!!!! wooooo hoooooo for running!!!!!

  6. So happy that you get to run, but I'll admit - all the baby talk scares the crap out of me. It comes out of WHERE?!


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