Do you ever sneeze in your car and think, "Oh balls, my eyes were closed for a good second and a half. Good thing some dumbass driver didn't just stop right in the road!"
Well, that's pretty much exactly what happened to me, only it was like, "ACHOO!! Oh balls, my eyes were closed for a good second and a half. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Then I crashed into some dumbass driver that stopped right in the road.
|Yeah, I blurred out the license plate. You can't stalk me, I'm the gingerbread man!!|
Maybe I should jump on the frivolous lawsuit train... maybe I could sue Claritin, for not controlling my sneezing? Dodge, for making a truck that will crumple my sweet little Corolla? My eyes, for not having the strength and dignity to stay open and focused during a sneeze?
Hope everyone has a super Tuesday!