Thursday, May 5, 2011

Things I Hate Thursday

Happy Thursday all! 

Tonight, to celebrate cinco de Mayo, I'm going on a date with my hot husband to a Japanese restaurant....  I haven't had sushi since before I got pregnant... and I am totally ready for some shrimp tossing and  fire shooting onion volcanoes.  Mmmmm.  I love hibachi dining.

Plus, Nick and I haven't been on a date in months... and we need it!  I'm even going to put on make-up and curl my hair - can you believe it?  :)  I totally promised myself I wouldn't turn into one of those schlubby stay at home moms... and I didn't.  Not exactly.  I think I just started off kind of schlubby. 

OK, time for a special double edition of Things I Hate Thursdays!  Why double, you ask?  Well, I've been so crabby without my running, that I'm thinking of about a dozen things a day that piss me off.  So I'd better start doubling up or I'll be old and gray before I get through my whole list.  Without further delay....

Iten #1 - When you have twins, people seriously say the stupidest things to you.  Here's an example of one conversation I had when I brought my kids to the grocery store.  Totally unsolicited, this guy walks up to the stroller, peers in....
Stupid Man:  Oh, twins?
Me:  Yep, they are.
Stupid Man:  Are they identical?
Me:  Yep, they are.
Stupid Man:  Then why do you have them dressed differently?
Me:  Well, they are two separate people.
Stupid Man:  Well, they're not really.


Item #2.  FALSE ADVERTISING.  This just happened this morning, and I'm too mad to even write anything about it.  Plus, the picture says it all.

The TINIEST cookie in the world.

Anyway... tell me something that pissed you off this week!  Communal complaining is cleansing for the soul.  :)


  1. OH. WOW. People can say the dumbest things! Something that frustrated me today was feeling so tired on a 2 mile run, that would've been a breeze before I got so sick!!

  2. I hate that stupid man for being such an idiot...they're not really separate people? huh?

    I also hate all the construction going on in Madison - it took me over an hour to get to work today. Come on!

  3. OMG. I just had this same experience with the Kashi cookies. I was so pissed off I ate the whole box :)

    See I would have said "They're identical, not clones, you stupid f*ck". I say inappropriate things. Like all the time.

  4. I'm so jealous that you're having an awesome Japanese date night! SO important to get dressed up every once in a while, I love it!

  5. ummmm that man? really!? jealous of your date! love hibachi!

    what have I hated this week...ummm...this person totally cut me off the other day at A STOP SIGN. then acted dramatic. okay. whatever buddy. take your turn.


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