Happy Thursday all!
Tonight, to celebrate cinco de Mayo, I'm going on a date with my hot husband to a Japanese restaurant.... I haven't had sushi since before I got pregnant... and I am totally ready for some shrimp tossing and fire shooting onion volcanoes. Mmmmm. I love hibachi dining.
Plus, Nick and I haven't been on a date in months... and we need it! I'm even going to put on make-up and curl my hair - can you believe it? :) I totally promised myself I wouldn't turn into one of those schlubby stay at home moms... and I didn't. Not exactly. I think I just started off kind of schlubby.
OK, time for a special double edition of Things I Hate Thursdays! Why double, you ask? Well, I've been so crabby without my running, that I'm thinking of about a dozen things a day that piss me off. So I'd better start doubling up or I'll be old and gray before I get through my whole list. Without further delay....
Iten #1 - When you have twins, people seriously say the stupidest things to you. Here's an example of one conversation I had when I brought my kids to the grocery store. Totally unsolicited, this guy walks up to the stroller, peers in....
Stupid Man: Oh, twins?
Me: Yep, they are.
Stupid Man: Are they identical?
Me: Yep, they are.
Stupid Man: Then why do you have them dressed differently?
Me: Well, they are two separate people.
Stupid Man: Well, they're not really.
Seriously.
Item #2. FALSE ADVERTISING. This just happened this morning, and I'm too mad to even write anything about it. Plus, the picture says it all.
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| The TINIEST cookie in the world. |
Anyway... tell me something that pissed you off this week! Communal complaining is cleansing for the soul. :)
OH. WOW. People can say the dumbest things! Something that frustrated me today was feeling so tired on a 2 mile run, that would've been a breeze before I got so sick!!
ReplyDeleteI hate that stupid man for being such an idiot...they're not really separate people? huh?
ReplyDeleteI also hate all the construction going on in Madison - it took me over an hour to get to work today. Come on!
OMG. I just had this same experience with the Kashi cookies. I was so pissed off I ate the whole box :)
ReplyDeleteSee I would have said "They're identical, not clones, you stupid f*ck". I say inappropriate things. Like all the time.
I'm so jealous that you're having an awesome Japanese date night! SO important to get dressed up every once in a while, I love it!
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ummmm that man? really!? jealous of your date! love hibachi!
ReplyDeletewhat have I hated this week...ummm...this person totally cut me off the other day at A STOP SIGN. then acted dramatic. okay. whatever buddy. take your turn.