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Their aimless, wildly energetic running around has turned into very purposeful, wildly energetic running around.
They always seem like they are on their way to do something important. Sometimes I feel like I should put little business suits on them and give them briefcases and then they can be like the hurried businessmen dashing about in New York city... except my little businessmen crap their pants and cry several times a day whereas most of those Wall street guys probably do not.
So the other night, I sat down and watched them and really tried to imagine what they were thinking while they were hurrying about...
Hey, where's my brother?
There's my brother!
I'd better tackle him to say hi!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hey, a kitty!
Hey, kitty!
KITTY!!!
He's running away!
I'd better tackle to him to say hi!
I bet he wants me to lick his face!
I'm hungry!
REMOTE CONTROL!
Buttons.
I love buttons.
A lightswitch!
Mom!
MOM!!
MOM!! LIGHTSWITCH!
On.
Off.
On.
This is hilarious!
Off.
On.
PUT ME DOWN!
What's that under the couch?
I can't reach it!
I CAN'T REACH IT!!!!!!!
I reached it.
This is sticky.
This doesn't taste good.
I'll just keep it in my mouth for awhile.
I want cheese!
STRING CHEESE!
MOM!!
String cheese!!
GIVE ME SOME DAMN CHEESE!
More cheese.
More.
More cheese.
More!
GET THIS CHEESE OFF OF MY PLATE!
I hate this highchair.
Get me DOWN!
I hate everything!
A KITTY!
I'd better tackle him to say hi!
Where's my brother?
Is he hiding?
Not in the cabinet.
He's not in my diaper..
AHHH!! There he is!!!
Hey, he is naked!
I could be naked!
Hey, there's my weiner!
Weiner!
Weiner!
Weinerweinerweinerweinerweinerweiner
I frickin love my weiner.
Hey, I should pee on the carpet right now!
Ahhhh...
yep this is hilarious! Soo true, especially the cheese and light switch parts. I bet they wish Auntie Rachey was there to hold them up all day to turn the light switch on and off!
ReplyDeletebwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa too funny :-)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I wish I could hear their little internal monologues.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL! How do you get in their heads like that?? :-)
ReplyDeleteha ha I AM SURE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE THINKING! Oh, they're so cute... I want to see them in suits now.
ReplyDeleteAh yes. Mine are thinking all those things along with "Lala, there's my Lala, must tackle her to say hi"
ReplyDeleteAlso (with sad face) "More? More?" of anything, they're not picky.
Good times!!
ReplyDeleteLOL :) you are so funny. I can't imagine having two!!!! Logan will be 2 on the 11th of Jan....when are your boys???
ReplyDeleteYou.Freakin.Kill.Me.
ReplyDeleteI could say the same about my dog, especially the "kitty" part :)
I love this!!! I think you nailed the two year old boy's mind! Too funny!!!
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